Accidentally on purpose

After weeks of anticipation, the results are in and it turns out that Anna Nicole Smith died of an accidental overdose. The coroner released her autopsy report yesterday and it showed eight different drugs in her system, which ultimately killed her. Call me crazy, but unless you’re HIV positive, I don’t understand why someone would be on so much medication! Yeah, we all know that she was depressed, unstable and a whore, but does it really take that many pills to lift your spirits?

Most importantly, if someone dies from a lethal combination of eight drugs, how exactly is that an accident? If she mistakenly took the wrong dosage of one drug and it killed her, that’s one thing. If her Valium had a bad reaction with her Ritalin, that’s yet another. But when you ingest EIGHT different drugs and seriously think you’re going to wake up the next day, that’s not called an accident; that’s called stupidity. If Anna was anything, it was stupid, so let’s just call it what it is.

But to give her the benefit of the doubt, maybe she wasn’t that stupid and actually intended to kill herself. After all, she was “married” to a man that looks like a downsy cabbage patch kid; that, in and of itself is enough to make anyone want to go to the upper room. To be fair, I think we all should consider that maybe she actually committed suicide because nobody, not even Anna, could be stupid enough to think taking all those drugs would have the same effect as Flintstone vitamins. Or could she?